What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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