You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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