I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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