i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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