so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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