The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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