I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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