And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
