he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
and she was petting her beer can
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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