Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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