You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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