Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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