Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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