So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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