Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
