you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
