yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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