I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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