How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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