How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am spending my child support on dildos
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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