dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I would ride that face into the sunset
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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