You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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