Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What drink are we having for lunch?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
