whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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