My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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