I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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