I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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