Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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