My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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