how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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