also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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