the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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