Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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