no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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