You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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