Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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