"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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