Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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