I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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