Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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