used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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