i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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