I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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