I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
