Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Bring me that man meat
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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