whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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