If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
