You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize