Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Do you still have your period?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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