There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
