Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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