I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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