Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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