her vagine was all disorganized.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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